One hot summer’s day in a galaxy far far away…As a Jedi padawan, we were under attack from the evil Sith Lord Miguel. As I joined the queue of padawans waiting my inquisition from the threatening Sith over the sarlacc, I felt certain doom. Now only five Jedi away, he made some of us shiver all over. I heard him say, “What is the capital of Spain?” Then I remembered something very important…I was in Lanzarote!!! When Miguel got to me he bellowed, “Who is the president of the USA?” SPLASH!!! Into the pool I went.